Every so often I stumble upon, or (more often) am linked to a fantastic 2p2 thread. Comedy is usually the most interesting to me outside of strategy, so this will be a place where I post these threads.
We'll start with a thread I found last night, about 18 months old now, about a guy that decides to live out of his van. Here's an excerpt:
"Here is my list of goals that I hope to achieve by the end of February [1 month] after moving into my van.
1. Make 1k playing online poker.
2. Gain 30 lbs (hopefully of muscle.)
3. Get a GF, or at least be dating a cool girl.
4. Spend less than 500 dollars on myself.
5. Create a website"
Thread is here: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34/other-other-topics/goals-moving-int...
A few years ago, mid to high stakes regular, Nemoisindenial (also known as madamadadonk) decided to go hunting.Excerpt:"Several Months ago another Hu Sng Reg G1shot and I were at war, every lobby he sat I joined shortly after for a weeks times he played 170sngs over that time frame and 154 of them were vs me. He eventually got a hint and decided to join 45 mans instead being the douche I am, I joined his 45mans just to hurt his hourly, after a few days I did something I regret, I told him I would stop sitting him if he payed me a monthly fee. He told ftp of the offer I made they told me I could not play him anymore, I was fine with that several months went by I did not play him. Today he decides hes going to move up limit's and play in games that I sit in at a daily basis, the games have dried up since superturbos ect so when another player sits its hurting my hourly and my income so I decide Im going to sit him. Ftp Bans me for this action and Im hoping everyone here thinks its as outrageous as I do. I would appreciate it if you guys email ftp your opinion about this matter."Link: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/185/heads-up-sng/banned-ftp-7-days-782...